Road Rash

An elderly couple looks through their living room windows to check the weather.

After finding it bright and sunny, the elderly woman looks to her husband and asks "Winston, I forgot to put a bra on this morning. Think I should put one on before our walk?"

Catching her eyes in a steady gaze, Winston replies, "Sweetheart, you probably should. It's pushing 90° and that's one area I don't think you want to get road rash on."